12.10.2009

Things I hate with a burning passion, part one.

And trust me, there will be more.

00. The color yellow.

01. Seagulls.
02. Waking up for school.
03. 98% of the world's population.
04. Spaghetti.
05. Crap music.
06. People who listen to crap music.
07. Gum smacking.
08. Chewing with your mouth open.
09. People that change relationships like underwear.
10. People that have a chance to start over, and blow it.
11. Swansboro, North Carolina.
12. Copper pennies.
13. Dirty mirrors.
14. Pine sol.
15. Movies that completely fuck up the books. (example, Twilight.)
16. People that ask too many questions.
17. Sweatpants and sweatshirts.
18. Liars.
19. Hypocrites.
20. People that use other people to get what they want.
21. Forwards that tell me I must send them to my friends or I'll die.
22. Religion-obsessed sinners.
23. 90% of all children.
24. People that don't catch on to the hate vibes you send them.
25. When someone calls me, I call them back, and they don't answer.
26. People that are "in love" after one day. (newsflash, you're not.)
27. People that are now bitching because of my previous statement.
28. PCferPC?!?! (If I wanted to comment your pictures, I would.)
29. P30PL3 T4@T T@Lk LYK DI$.
30. Ignorance.
31. Onions.
32. People that walk right in front of you at the pace of a handicapped grandmother.
33. Being asked for things by people you're not even friends with.
34. Obama.
35. Gravestones with photos on them.
36. Opera.
37. Forgetting to pack pajamas when I spend the night somewhere.
38. Clowns.
39. Clowns with those lame ass tears on their faces.
40. Ramekin. Look it up. It's a waste of a rad word.
41. People that will never do anything with their lives.
42. Overly optimistic people.
43. Stubbing your toe.
44. When "to" is substituted for "too," or "there" is used in place of "their."
45. Online college commercials. And the Head-On commercials. Those suck, too.
46. Shirts that say "hot" that are worn by people that are quite the opposite.
47. Kanye West. Don't act like you don't know why.
48. Commercialism of the holidays.
49. Name mugs.
50. People not in my exclusive, "you're allowed to drink my drinks and eat my food, and use my makeup" group that ask to drink my drinks, eat my food, or use my makeup.
51. People that overly enjoy their food, by repetitively complimenting and moaning while eating it.
52. Patheticness after being dumped. Get over it.
53. Mountain Dew.
54. Really bad grammar.
55. Earmuffs.
56. MySpace names that have their boyfriend or girlfriend's in them.
57. The narrator's voice on "The Fabulous Life of.."
58. Douchebag ladies that bark at you for sitting in the aisle of elementary school plays. (This one's for you, Kaity.)
59. Getting your finger caught in the chains of a swingset.
60. People that walk slowly in the halls.
61. Awkward couples.
62. Periods.
63. Shredded wheat.
64. When you notice that your dog has been staring at you for half an hour, and has a boner.
65. When you notice that a creepy kid has been staring at you for half an hour, and has a boner.

66. Soy milk.


Okay, let's stop there for now.

I hate you all.